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The Third Man

This is what classic noir is all about. Exquisite in black and white.

Rating: 9 of 10

Modern Times

The first 30 minutes is the funniest, most memorable chunk of comdedy you will ever see on film. Does it stand up over 70 years? Indeed yes! Charlie Chaplin is kind of like the Kinks in music... only   read more »  

Rating: 10 of 10

Blow Up

Antonioni's first film in English... this sets the bar for coolness. Our guy gets Vanessa Redgrave (sexiest backside in history) AND Jeff Beck's smashed guitar. Amazing to look at.

Rating: 10 of 10

Underneath

Total crap.

Rating: 2 of 10

L'Avventura

Beautiful, exquisite film -- especially the first hour -- but then it's hard to keep track of what's going on. Unless you know Italian or are a fast reader.

Rating: 8 of 10

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

Ultimately overrated but still a must-see! Russ Meyers' "mainstream" release gives all the good stuff and then melts down into violent weirdness. Very weird weirdness. Makes you wonder about Roger Ebe   read more »  

Rating: 7 of 10

The Quick and the Dead

Great western with Sharon Stone and Gene Hackman. Sharon is hot as hell and Gene is over the top in this send-up of Fistful of Dollars. It might edge on camp, but it gets better every time we watch.

Rating: 10 of 10

Le Cercle Rouge

"The Red Circle". A stylish French trendsetter from back in the day... doesn't really stand up over time. Every single scene in the film begins with a car arriving.

Rating: 6 of 10

Black Widow

Not bad for the 80's....

Rating: 6 of 10

The Island

A cross between Dark City and Logan's Run. Smartbabe Scarlett has to act like a twit.

Rating: 6 of 10